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  • This place makes me a bad person. There I said it. I purchased cookies from here recently and the process of making my purchase decisions I blacked out and walked out with 3-5 pounds of cookies easily. Yes, 3-5 POUNDS (NOT 3-5 cookies - which would have been the 'mature" purchase), which is ironically how much more belly fat I now have sitting on my midsection. Oy Vay.... I snuck my almost 2 dozen assorted cookies back to my home where I've systematically destroyed the contents of my box happily and filled with guilt for the past 2 days. I know such a rookie move that it's taken me two days to eat all these, right? Standouts - menage e trois, caramelt, double chocolate, the one with all the nuts... OK I'm not being very selective here I realize, let's just say they're all unreal. There are no preservatives in these cookies so they will go stale if you leave them out, the staff here gave me a great pro-tip about keeping them in tupperware in the fridge and warming them up in the microwave when you want to eat. Screw that wait time.. I've been molesting these cookies for two days and they're better than day old pizza, better than watching re-runs of friends... better than sex? I don't know about that but... menage e trois is a variety after all.... Eatcrest Out
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