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| - Ah fast food joint, that's not even close to my fave... what can I say about you today? Well, I have to admit when I first saw you close to my humble abode, I was pleased. I drove on past you that first time, and told myself we would become aquainted VERY soon. I know you aren't my fave as I'd mentioned above, but your cheap prices for those Crispy Chicken Cesar wraps just gets my heart a pitter pattering.
The first time I came to meet you it was easy, and I figured we'd be friends in no time flat. I ordered your delicious wrap, and the drive thru was fast like, I truly could just eat and run. You were perfect for this busy lady.
However, the next time I came for a visit, it wasn't as easy as the last time. You see the great state of NC has these things in the roads called a median, and well, Wendy's it's really just a pain to get back to see you when I'm on the opposite side of the road. I mean, in this situation, it really is me and not you...
I don't want you to feel totally rejected though, I mean I do still walk to you on occasion, but your staff are never very polite when I come in & I feel like they are jealous of our relationship. You really need to tell them that there is enough of you for everyone. I mean seriously, you're a fast food chain, and we all have just one belly to feed.
Sigh, I hate notes like this, I really do... but Wendy's if I'm headed the other way I'll just hit Bo Jangles on the way home because there isn't that pesky median dividing us, and well frankly... it's a much healtier alternative with that grilled chicken sandwich they've got.
You'll always have a soft spot in my heart Wendy's, but this just isn't working out for me. Friends?
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