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  • 3/30 I generally avoid a Tim Horton's for coffee for three reasons: 1) My ex-brother-in-law worked there for many years, and when we lived together, he'd bring home so much leftover Tim Horton's. Donuts, donut holes, bagels; it didn't take long to develop feelings of ultraviolence every time I saw a box of yet more Tim Horton's baked goods. 2) The location he worked at always made the most sour coffee I have ever tasted. And since TH is a chain, and chains generally try to make all their food taste the same wherever you go, I assumed this is how all TH coffee tasted. And I was perplexed as to why everyone talked about how "a cup of Tim's is like liquid crack." How Canadians that had to work across the border in the US yearned for a cup of this "liquid crack." All I could think of is that it tasted more like liquid FROM a crack. 3) It's the 21st century and you'd be hard pressed to find dairy alternatives for your coffee at a TH. I'm not so precious that I feel like this should be done everywhere, but for a chain, I think it's kind of a jerk move. Even if you're not vegan, so many of my friends are lactose intolerant. --- But I had to work with this super-friendly guy for a couple of months, and he loved his Tim's fix. All day, every day. He'd show up ready to work with me, with an extra cup of black coffee for me in his hand, and I'd smile and surreptitiously pour it down the drain and replace it with the coffee I had made. One day, we were driving around and he kept telling me how exhausted he was and needed his regular injection of Tim's. So we pulled in here, and before I could say no, he bought me a black coffee. We sat at the table and I cautiously put the cup to my lips, like a child being made to drink castor oil. Since he was staring and smiling at me, I took a sip and swallowed. And it wasn't the worst thing in the world! In fact, it tasted downright fresh! I wouldn't go so far as to call it "liquid crack," but it was definitely drinkable! And this particular Tim Horton's was extremely clean, strung-out-bum free, and the staff behind the counter: friendly! But if I tell you all of this; this will no longer be the clean, inviting Tim Horton's with the good coffee. This will be just another jam-packed TH with an exhausted staff and sour coffee. SO I TOLD YOU NOTHING! *waves arms*
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