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When my girls and I heard "OPEN BAR," we were ecstatic! Afterall, it was our first night in Vegas and we were looking for a place to get our dance/drink on. Besides, it was totally convenient since we were staying in PH. Having had such a wonderful time at the Los Angeles location, I was really looking forward to spending the rest of my night here until the wee hours of the morning.
BOY.
Was I wrong.
OK. First of all, Koi LV is not meant to be a lounge. It was freakin' small. The music was tolerable for the most part, but It felt like a can of sardines in there. Ew.
Secondly, what was up with the red/pink cups we had to haul around for open bar access? O.M.G. I thought Koi was suppose to be classy? I mean, I can't complain because it's free alcohol, but still. . .
Plastic Dixie Cups? Seriously?
And what was up with the creeper guy who invited us to sit in his VIP section, in which it was only him and the server chick? It was great sitting in VIP and all, but like. . . where's your friends? And to top things off, when my girls and I totally started to NOT feel his poor excuse of a VIP table anymore, he goes and slaps my ass!
I almost punched him in the face!!
Not the business, especially if you grew up in the hood.
Needless to say, we bounced. I can't believe my girls and I had to endure through that. It was pretty lame. What a difference this place is from LA! Never again!!
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