I'll have to come back for a second visit when this diner isn't teeming with screeching, unsupervised children and parents too exasperated to care, but for a first impression Detroit Eatery was pretty decent. I ordered the two egg breakfast (no meat) for $6 and my dining partner had the pancakes (described as "excellent").
The diner is no frills and decked out in Detroit Red Wings posters and jerseys. The staff is lifted straight out of Fargo Rock City and the uniform here is metal t-shirts like Metallica and Hypocrisy.
My breakfast was decent but not unforgettable. The home fries were basic boiled and fried potato discs, eggs over easy and plain white toast (not buttery enough). I didn't dare approach the tomato on my plate.
Cash only.