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| - This place confuses me. I'd like to imagine the founding of this establishment occuring via the following text messaging conversation:
John: What's good brah, I have a few million $ to invest. Any ideas?
Bob: Yea lets open up a new bubbletea place.
John: Sounds good fam, how are we gonna make it diff from Chatime and CoCo?
Bob: Hmm, instead of being all colourful, let's make it more dark and aesthetic themed - hipsters love tht.
John: True, wht about the mascot?
Bob: How bout a deer? Harry Potter's patronus was lit fam.
John: Yeye, let's call it The Alley too.
Bob: Sounds good. Let's put blueberries in the milk tea, so we can jack up the price.
John: Yeah, ppl love antioxidants and will think they're being healthy. Iight sounds good brah, I'll ttyl pce
Bob: Pce
Forreal though, I'm a fan of The Alley. I've only had their Royal No.9 Milk Tea so far, but it's pretty damn good - unlike anything I've ever tasted (+1 for innovation). It's like eating a Dorito Nacho Cheese Flavoured Tortilla Chip instead of a Regular Lay's Potato Chip. I mean, sure, it costs a bit more than Chatime/CoCo Tea, but you get a unique product/experience.
Go try this place out and let the blueberry infused milk tea flow over your taste buds.
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