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| - I've been to plenty of strip clubs, but no where have I ever felt so ripped off and pushed to do things by aggressive staff. (Mind you I'm also a Vegas local) My idea of a great strip club: Low cover, chill atmosphere, decent drink menus, good music, semi-talented stage dancing. Glitter Gulch in NONE of those things( besides no cover) . Lemme take you through some pros and cons.
Pro: No cover charge! Awesome, considering 30$ is the minimum for non-residents to get into most places. Con: A two drink minimum. But, that's okay right? I had planned to drink, so I wasn't upset by that at all, until a pushy, rude server makes you order your drinks in the entry way before you even sit down, doesn't offer a menu or drink specials, and serves them to you all at once, which was still okay in my book, not awesome, but okay. The drinks themselves were small, 10$ each, and highly watered-down. At 5'2 and 130lbs, and a light/moderate drinker, with only light snacking a few hours before arriving, I had 6 drinks in less than 2 hours and only had a slight buzz.
Pro: You'll never have to wait for a lap dance! Con: The pushiest, most insistent strippers who would sometimes ABSOLUTELY HARASS you for a dance. Most girls were just sitting around. There seemed to be as many of them as there were patrons. My friend and I had to have been solicited at least 20 times, maybe more for a dance. Some girls were very friendly and smiley and moved on when we declined, others LITERALLY begged us. I'm normally a fan of lap dances (and they normally cost somewhere between 20-30$) As I was getting up to go to the bathroom, two older women approached my friend and I asking for a lap dance and nearly wrestled us into a corner. I excused myself to the bathroom, and by the time I got back, they were asking my friend for 240$, and then ask for tips on top of that. My friend pays them, but remarks that it was the worst lap dance he'd ever had. After get taken for over 250$, we decide we should at least finish our 60$+ in shitty drinks, so we sat at the stage and did so. Several girls just came up to us and asked us for tips, for what Im not sure, but they were really quite pushy. One at least 50 year old Russian woman stuck her boobs on my head (off stage mind you) without asking, and then held out her hand for a tip. Her boobs were cold, hard, and kinda sticky.
Pro: Some talented dancers! And 2 girls on stage at a time. A few girls could really work it. Cons: They were few and far between. Poles were short and shitty, and most of the girls were NOT decent dancers by any stretch of the imagination. However naked women are usually entertaining, decent dancers or not. But a club on Fremont street with as many/more dancers as patrons on a Saturday at midnight really speaks for it's self.
Overall: Disappointing. Could be fun if you stay away from lap dances, and don't get ripped off; I'd recommend hanging near the stage area, enjoying your mandatory drinks that won't get you drunk, and trying not to get wrestled by pushy dancers.
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