Honestly felt like I was about to step into the Titty Twister from the movie 'From Dusk Till Dawn' probably because this is on Central and it was at dusk. I couldn't make out the mural on the outside due to the dimness of light - was it a huge snake or a long dragon. Anywho I had to make a split decision because mom was about to turn into a hangry bear. The women in our family, no food equates to grizzly bears with tiaras about to die of starvation smh.
As we entered the long hall there was not a noise so I was a bit hesitant to keep going or turn back. Like any good George Clooney actor I headed forward to take a peek. A waitress pops out of nowhere. A bit relieved we found the hostess area in this long winded still tunnel of an entrance. We were seated and given menus. Restaurant chain menus. I was a bit hesitant again.
My hesitating was disturbed when another group sat down in the booth next to us and the female patron in the group ordered a "Dos Sexy Amber.". I listened as the waitress looked confused and the female patron said it very confidently a second time. I thought, "Is she ordering a stripper? Or a beer? Or is there a sexy bar wench/vampire carrying a snake around her neck named Amber who is twice as sexy?" Then realised the patron was ordering a Dos Equis Amber.
Received our meals. I ordered the Dos Diablo with machaca beef. It was okay with the exception of the pinto beans that had a strange metal flavor. Probably because the cook is boiling beans and sharpening vampires swords side-by-side. I don't know. My mind began to drift back to the restaurant and the very few patrons consuming their meals ... just like the movie. Very few patrons and then BOOM vampires every where. Just kidding.
I won't be back because it was just a bit too interesting for my taste. Probably because it was on Central in downtown Phoenix. Blast you Los Dos Molinos for being closed on Sundays!