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  • I was struggling to decide whether Tango Bistro is a joke or an insult... and finally settled on an insult, though a neat one. Seriously, look: Four thin round slices of baguette from nearby superstore, slightly roasted, covered with salad leaves and a hint of ground beef for 10+ dollars a portion, plus tax? Smells like ROI and tastes like a profit margin to me. Delicious! I mean, when you order something that costs ten bucks a plate, can you honestly hold your laugh looking at two toothpicks protruding a coin-size fraction of cow meat, wrapped in a shade of bacon? And that stuff is called something like "steak" in their menu? Nah, can't be a joke, it's a smart insult. Kinda, you snob, you can pay whatever for a tiny-mini piece of food called a "plate to share" and still keep your face serious, like you understand something the rest of us humans don't. People like that deserve to be charged well, I can only applause the owner of Tango Bistro for an excellent business model. Still wanna give it a try, my dear hipster? Come on, eh!
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