Have you ever thought of having IHOP reinvented into a cleaner, tastier and no-smellier version?
Canadians have the Eggspectation (not really sure if they have it outside of Quebec though). I've been to the ones in Montreal.
They have very good breakfast plates, less greasy flavor. I never eat sausages, but theirs were so good. I had scrambled eggs, with two sausages, two pancakes and a salad, w/ cafe au lait. Service was pretty fun, we had a very funny waitress.
Liked it a lot! Try it out for a rich breakfast while visiting Montreal!