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| - It rained on my child's birthday and she wanted minigolf. We live in the east valley and loaded up grandpa and her best friend and drove 30 miles across town to go here. The website said they had amusement park rides, minigolf, etc... Well, let me tell you, it was a waste of our time.
The amusement rides were the little fiberglass ones the kid sits in and you put a coin in. Very small and two were broken.
Mini golf was kind of cool and cheap enough, but one hole had a paper cut for the hole because the regular "real" hole was missing.
After playing a round of golf, the kids wanted to play in the "arcade". I was contemplating how many tokens to buy, and the employee said "don't buy too many, most of our stuff is broken anyway". I should've left then but I bought $10 worth thinking it couldn't be that bad. I was so wrong! Air Hockey worked but it was smaller than regulation sized table and didn't keep score for you. One of 6 arcade driving games worked. The rest sat there gathering dust. There was one single pinball game and my ball got stuck after about 30 seconds. I went to the employee, she rolled her eyes and walked over with the key. She reset something and walked away without a word. Thirty seconds into my next game it did it again! I was not about to ask again. I would say of the 18 machines they had, 5 may have worked and they sucked. The only one that worked the way it should've was the one that scooped up and gave free candy (I don't even want to know how old it was!) to the kids. (Thanks, a lot!).
Grandpa and my wife were sitting at a nearby table while I was with the kids playing. As I said, it rained that day. Not three feet from where my family sat, a hole in the ceiling dripped rain on the next table and there was a large puddle on the floor. As we got to the bottom of the bucket of coins the two women employees gave us, we found staples lying there. There were a few sharp staples at the bottom of the cup, and we were appalled. If the little kids stuck their soft-skinned fingers into there eagerly, then we would've been on the way to the hospital for tetanus shots.
By this point i was completely disgusted. I went to wash my hands before we left and there was no water pressure in the bathroom sink. It was barely a trickle. It was the same for my wife in the women's room. We quickly wrapped up the kids and left ASAP.
There's a huge FOR SALE sign on the side of the building. No wonder it's for sale, the current people have let this place go. It's really ghetto and scary. DO NOT go here!
This is for the Phoenix location. I've not been to the Mesa location.
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