Ok, I stumbled in here at around 3 am in a pirate costume with two fellow pirates...Don't ask.
We were very hungry and perhaps heavily intoxicated. I don't recall looking at the menu or ordering at all. I just remember maintaining my pirate character and saying aaarrrrrrrr a lot. The waitress didn't even flinch, so props to her for that.
All 3 of us were served a mountain of fried rice. Literally, you could probably hike up it. Actually, it was mostly rice. On occasion, you might get lucky with a green pea and perhaps even a little egg. I recall one delightful bite that may have even had some meat in it.