This is a garbage bin of an establishment. This is nu-soufside. This is the enemy of culture in Pittsburgh.
Look. they have a "big" tap list. It's HUGE guys. CMON. THEY HAVE LIKE OVER 20 TAPS OK? But the selection is mega stereotypical PGH sad face "seen it 100 times before" fair.
Whatever.
Lets move onto food.
Hmm..I'd really be in the mood for a..WHAT!!! A 15 DOLLAR HAMBURGER? JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE TO BE HUNGOVER AND JUST SMOKED A CIGARETTE BECAUSE THAT TOILET BOWL SAYS YOU'RE SH***** me.
Man. That pricing is balls.soup. But hey, it's a Friday night and..oh NO I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BECAUSE ITS PACKED AS HELL IN HERE AND THEY ARE PLAYING LOUD CLUB MUSIC SO IT'S COOL RIGHT?
Whew. Well ok. Maybe I can talk to some of the locals to see how they feel about..Oh...wait..you just called the middle Eastern guy behind me a terrorist? Wow. Ok. And your friend just said that black people "get everything" for free. Cool dawg.
THIS IS MY SH**************************************T.