Edit:
It took a few phone calls, but I got a near $8k bill down to $1300. Still a lot, but a helluva lot cheaper than what it originally was.
$1860 for a urine test. $6000 for an IV and a shot of dilaudid.
Cost $3680 for the same exact issue at Banner, which included a chest xray, a ct scan, 3 shots of dilaudid, another type of pain medication and more.