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| - Christ on crutch - I can't believe I'm only the second person to review Mr. Hero!
Let's face it. Two phrases are owned by this franchise.
1) Romanburger
2) Hot Buttered Cheesesteak.
I can't even get into the ridiculousness that his the Hot Buttered Cheesesteak. All you need to know is this...if you have heart conditions, avoid it. If you happen to be physically shaped like Drew Carey in anyway, avoid it. If not, proceed with caution, lest you wind up with heart conditions. I'm not even joking.
On to the Romanburger.
What can I say about this sandwich? Be still my beating heart. No. Seriously. Stop beating so fast. I...I think it's...it's going to...explode.
That's pretty much an accurate representation of your condition after consumption.
In all honesty, its delicious.
In the magical land of Cleveland, if you place the following items on a sandwich, it becomes "Roman":
- Lettuce
- Tomato
- Grilled Onions
- Salami
- Provolone Cheese
As an American of Italian descent, my first reponse is "WTF?". I then coalesce to the aforementioned deliciousness.
The sandwich is a hoagie bun topped with burgers (hence the romanBURGER, up to 4 I believe for the largest size) piled with LETTUCE, TOMATO, COOKED SALAMI, PROV and a bit of mayo.
Did I mention that it's quite delicious?
Once again, I can't even get into the rest of the menu as its more or less schitzo...filled with a variety of grilled subs, pastas, meatballs, and pre-packaged "big ag" potato products.
But, if you're looking for something new and different, try the Romanburger...its Cleveland's answer to the Philly Cheesesteak...it's just got a shitty press rep.
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