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  • I'll admit it. I have a soft spot for places where I can sit on a raised platform, recline on some pillows and pretend I'm the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland. No. It's pretty unlikely that the people here will be "your people" whoever you are, and whatever you're into. I'm thinking this isn't a place to make friends, it's a place to take friends. Friends who enjoy gigantic water pipes with hose attachments so you can enjoy some exotic cancer causing treats. Mr. T ordered the first round, with Rose and Lavender. This was my first time at a Hookah bar, or as I call it, wrestling with the 2 armed octopus. Apparently it's not that hard, you suck on the end of the hose where the hole is. Although, if the person tending the other hose isn't either actively sucking or blocking the hole some other way, the pipe won't draw and you'll be stuck with a lung full of stale, non smokey air. And seriously, if you wanted that, you could have just stayed at home and locked yourself in the hall closet. So, keep an eye on your hookah mates and make sure they've got their hole plugged or a hose in their mouth. Otherwise nobody is gonna enjoy the Sheesha. After we were done with the first round, which honestly felt a bit like smoking those fancy decorative soaps at your friend's grandmother's house. You know the ones? The little roses and sea shells and what not? Yeah, the ones you got in trouble for actually using when there was a perfectly good bottle of foam for you to pump? The ones that it was only later pointed out were for decorative purposes? Yeah, well imagine the strong rose and lavender scents wafting off those soaps mixing with grandpa's pipe smoke which crept in through the bathroom vents to say hello and you have a pretty good idea of what that first round of Sheesha was like. Anyways, after the soap round - We decided to try grape next which was mellow and neutral and didn't really remind me of anything. I mean, it was good. But it was good by virtue of not being bad. All in all it was an interesting experience. The place was fine, I didn't try any food but I might next time. I was neither impressed nor unimpressed with the Hookah portion of the evening. I mean, it was no opium den, but it still had it's own thing going and I can appreciate that on a few levels.
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