There are men out there that have searched for the illusive elephant graveyard to behold its ivory riches.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I have found the elephant graveyard of the adult entertainment world. No longer do the ivory riches flow from these dancers as poachers have long since been to their tusks. This is the place where the once majestic beasts go off alone to finish the final moments of their life. Their teeth are missing and worn down from years of grinding and their bodies show the wear of their children.
What else can I say. It's sad when you go there for your buddy's birthday and end up trying to find the ugliest dancer for him instead of the hottest because that's what is there for the pickings.