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| - If you enjoy being called "boss" by condescending guys desperately trying to upsell you on services you don't need, then you'll love Danny's.
Otherwise, be prepared to fight off the push for the following services: a discount on a fill up on gas (hopefully they won't lose your cap like they did mine); then a "VIP" wash (which I once opted for only to receive the basic); then the synthetic blend upgrade; then fixing the chips on your windshield; then "wet sanding" your headlights; then an air filter for $18, no $15, no $12 dollars; and then the coolant, transmission, and power steering flushes (which they always happen to be running a "special" on for one price, then a lower price once you reject the first one). Oh, and then the fuel cleaner. And then, you get to wait in a room where they hope you'll buy more stuff, and wait you will. Then you'll wait again outside, until some guy yells your name, calls you "boss", and gives you your keys.
No matter the price, the human psyche has it's limits, and Danny's seems on a mission to wear it down.
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