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| - Cheesecake Factory just got its ass kicked. All other dense New York style cheesecakes just got their asses kicked.
As in, imagine that Cheesecake Factory style dense-as-bricks artery clogging cheesecake is your standard bubble-gum blonde in ripped up booty shorts shoving her boobs in your face on Instagram. She's classless, she's fake, she's terrible for you, but she sure is popular.
This cheesecake is the quiet, pretty but bookish looking girl at the back of the class who doesn't say much, except one day you take the time and make the effort to get through to her and you discover that she's actually just the coolest, smartest, most fcking badass person ever.
That, my friends, is the best way to describe why it could possibly be worth it to drive half an hour into the middle of fcking nowhere in Unionville to wait another half hour to buy a fcking CHEESECAKE - and somehow still have it be worth it.
DAMN.
Non-metaphor version of this review:
This is cheesecake redone as an amazingly fluffy, ever so slightly sweet, melt-in-your mouth bit of heaven. But all the other reviewers have told you that already.
Cheesecake is perfect. Minus one star for the long wait. I think they're purposefully limiting supply as a marketing stunt (and by Jove it's working) but it's still annoying. Otherwise, hurry up and go get yourself one of these.
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