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  • OMFG I thought I died and went to Whole Foods heaven!!! This IS the most amazing WF in the whole freakin' world! I was seriously in a gluten-free wonderland! They have a whole aisle devoted to gluten-free products...they had products I had never heard of. They had like 500 different kinds of GF cookies...I almost cried with joy. Brian and Forest had to try to contain me because I almost broke into song and dance, not to mention the manic squealing as I picked up each item and read the label. Needless to say I bought one of everything...well, everything that wasn't frozen or that wouldn't melt in the hot Phoenix sun. I wanted to buy the nifty $90 vegan shoes for my child...but then I remembered I don't have a child. I wanted to eat the handmade artisan soap because it smelled so yummy. I wanted to buy the gorgeous slab bacon from the "smokehouse" counter and fashion it into a bacon bikini right there...but calmer minds prevailed. Brian and Forest convinced me I would be arrested and put on a chain gang in the AZ desert if I stripped naked and applied pork products to my flesh right there in front of God and everyone. Since pink jumpsuits are not my thing I decided to forgo the bacon bikini experience. We managed to make it out of the store without being arrested.
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