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  • Ugh. My tip-off should have been the Guy Who Saw Me Reading The Menu and came outside to tell me the food was good. But I was craving Chinese, I work near the COFCO center, and it was threatening to rain. I scanned the menu, found Kung Pao chicken, and ordered up. They told me 5 minutes, and they were accurate. Price was reasonable. Waiting area was comfortable and well-decorated. Food was inedible. I got the lunch special, which include soup, egg roll, entree and fortune cookie. I couldn't eat any of it. The soup (hot and sour) was way too sour. I felt like I would get acid reflux if I ate it. I couldn't order the fried rice, because it contains peas (I've learned to ask...childhood trauma). The rice was clotted together and difficult to eat. The kung pao chicken contained a suspiciously generous amount of meat...so much so that I questioned whether it was actually chicken. I watch too many movies. The egg roll was just gross. It seemed like the wad of mushy veggies was wrapped in biscuit dough before it was deep-fried. The fortune cookie was stale, and the fortune was even lame. I would've done better to get soaking wet and hit up Panda Express.
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