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  • I don't know what time of day or night all of these positive reviewers visited this place, but if you come at night you're probably going to get the "masseuses" me and my boyfriend got. I am not sure if they were licensed because they massaged us like they've never done it before. They moved a trillion miles per hour all over our bodies to the point where we both (coincidentally) struggled to even inhale numerous times. Also, they were wearing big parkas because it was cold inside. We couldn't get massaged in parkas. I witnessed them set the temperature to 73 degrees. Their hands were cold. The lotion was cold. I had goosebumps while I was getting massaged. The only reason we didn't back out was because we both really needed a massage and this place was minutes from our house. When the time to pay came, we realized that the 2 masseuses we met weren't alone because suddenly there were 5 more of Their friends all surrounding us in the lobby while we pay. I thought we were going to get jumped for a moment.
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