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  • I think giving it a 3 might be generous, but I was hungry for a burger after a hard week of working out and eating right, so it seemed ok. Though there were many things that really make only slightly convinced I might go back. Notice, I said might. So walking in the place you are in a stark white with red checkered wanting-to-be burger joint. Sorry, too clean and calculated to be a real greasy spoon, but they REALLY thought they were trying. There are bags of peanuts that I'm supposing you are supposed to take, but I didn't get why I wanted peanuts when I came in for a burger. I go to the counter and am greeted by a WAY too friendly cashier who screams, "Hi, have you been here before?" My biggest pet peeve is being given some stupid speech just because I haven't visited an establishment, so I lied. I mean seriously, you serve burgers, hot dogs, and fries. What kind of mouth breathing moron can't figure out how to order. And when I ordered fries, he asked if I wanted regular (with description of plain with salt...duh) or Cajun. I cut him off as he tried to explain "cajun" as (1) I grew up in the South. Please, I know what "cajun" means and (2) I would probably be insulted by the fake "cajun" anyhow so I didn't want to hear it. After I place my order I go sit down to wait. There are only 2 other tables waiting for their food who were before me. As the guys behind the counter cook there is this circus act of screaming and banging still trying to make it seem "energetic" and "authentic." I found it more stupid and annoying. I also have to note that it was cold than the dang arctic in there. I finally got my food and tucked in to enjoy. Little Cheeseburger - Good, but nothing so great that I would go crazy for it. It will satiate my cravings for awhile so that's good. As for "best" I didn't really get it. I think Amreica's palette is so destroyed by McDonald's and Applebee's that the idea of actual good food is lost. It seems like anything mediocre will excite the masses. Fries - I got the regular fries regular sized. Good god almighty the portion was WAY overboard. He had even said that they serve two. Two what? Ogres? I felt bad throwing that much food away, especially since they don't compost =( While I was eating I was asked 3 times if I needed anything or wanted a bag to take peanuts home. Um, once was nice, two was ok, and three was getting on my nerves. There is a point where being helpful turns to being annoying. Oh, and after roughly 700 calories in burger and fries, WHY WOULD I NEED TO TAKE PEANUTS? All in all I wasn't totally turned off, but I won't be running back. I'll keep up my search and hopefully find some place more local that doesn't make me want to punch the staff. I guess if you are into fast food then this is a nice change, but really, they just proved why I hate chains.
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