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This place is the king of all jackassery! I swear to God this is true. The same fuc&ing guy just called and asked me FOR THE THIRD TIME about the same issue!! I have been into this office twice prior and signed forms to resolve the question (un-insured motorists protection). Still the question remains!!! What could they possibly need me to say to make them understand? I know, I'll try to operate on their level.Mike Whitford pay close attention and listen carefully:
I do not want it on my car,
I do not want it near or far.
I do not want it in a box,
I do not want it with a fox.
I will not, could not buy your plan,
Stop calling me you jack-man.
I did not need it months ago,
Not up above or down below.
I do not need that worthless sh!t,
Stop bugging me you godd@mn twit.
Details are not your strongest suit,
If I had a claim the point'd be moot.
You never signed, you didn't reply!
is what I'd hear from that same guy.
You're out of luck, we wont pay!!
is what I'd likely hear you say.
You took my money for all these years,
Still you'd leave me broken, all in tears.
My faith in you is done and gone,
..and... I'm all rhymed out...
Suffice it to say I have given you plenty of warning. If you choose to do business with this guy now, you may be dumber than me.
-Russ
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