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  • Monkey photos adorning the walls garnered 3 stars from this Yelper regardless of service and drink quality. However, service and drink quality must factored into the final score. After a long day at the convention center, I stopped in with my work colleague (okay, my boss) and bought him a drink before he had to head for the airport. I saddled up to the bar and one of the bartenders looked at me, said nothing and went about his "monkey business." I waited patiently (Jeopardy game show "Final Jeopardy" music played in my head - you know, the tedious melody that plays while the brainiacs scribble their answers to an obscure question?), but nothing happened. Anyway, I waited and wondered why semi-primate dude couldn't muster a "Hey, hold tight, I'll be right with you..." or at least hand me a banana. After several minutes, another bartender took care of business - he was actually quite friendly. Bottom line, I spent a half-hour in the bar, had a drink with the big guy and that was it. Monkey Bar, I loved the monkeys (and apes) dressed in suits adorning your walls. Didn't love first bartender who ignored me. Second bartender mostly made up for first bartender. *Bummed I couldn't quite figure out how to include, "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle" quip into this review. :) 3 stars...and a few "Ooh ooh ooh eee eee eee aah aah aahs" Yeah, that's an attempt at typed out monkey sounds.
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