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  • Haha, closing at 3 AM my a**. I went here with a group of about 15 last night and at 1:15 AM we were the only people there, with the lights turned on and the music off. Because we had a large group, we got a special rate of $5/person for one drink and shared appys. Bean dip was good, salsa was decent, empanadas were yummy and the Dos Equis lager on tap was nice. Drinks were regularly $10 a pop on tap... ppppppffft. I'm not liquid so I just got my single drink to split with my friend. Oh, I gotta mention that the bathroom attendant was nice and I liked that the lights were bright enough that you could clearly see how you looked unlike the bathroom lights at Blue Martini. Anyway... I don't know if you've seen the masterpiece that is Chris Brown's Yeah 3X, but imagine the opening scene where the little kid sitting on the stoop yells, "Man, I'm bored." That is how I felt last night. I got there at 10:30 and the place was a ghost town. At midnight, the place was still basically a ghost town for a Friday night in Vegas. It was a ghost town at 1:15 AM when I left. To quote E-40, "I'm from the Bay where we hyphy and go dumb" so I like to get crazy on the dance floor. I was SOL last night.The DJ played bleh - I mean, some dude wearing more eye makeup than Taylor Momsen with hair styled into a legit mohawk playing a 10 minute set of Katy Perry... GUUUUURRRRL PLLLLLEASE. This DJ was frontin' like no other; he never played the E-40 I requested. The audacity. This place was not on fire - the dance floor had tops 3 guys dancing and max 8 girls at full capacity. The sloppy video-screen go-go dancers were hillarious. Basically, if you want to break it off on the dance floor T-Pain style, this for d*** sure is not the place to be.
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