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  • Let's take every hipster cliché and turn it into a bar! - said the owners of Dive. Atmosphere: they could've taken one bar stool away so people could have room to get up and down. They wanted you trapped. Pabst beer can lights that illuminate a list of $8 beers. I'll let you figure out the irony in that. Empty beer and wine bottle chandeliers. Minimal wall art except a few staples from actual dive bars (antique ads, funny signs, etc) and some decent artwork. Everything clashed. It made no sense. 2 stars just because if they removed the tack it would actually be a very nice place. Food: bland nachos that were soggy by the time they got to us. $16 Mac and Cheese. How that can cost so much I am not sure. Especially since they do not list which five cheeses they use. It could be different powdered cheeses or variants of cheddar. Who knows? 1 star for crazy prices and letting our nachos sit when the place was dead. Service: when we ordered after looking at the menu for a long while the bartender asked us "that's it, nachos? After all of that time looking at the menu?" His pompous attitude set us back a bit. At that moment we realized we recognized this bartender from another restaurant in town. He gave us the exact same attitude because we wanted Jack Daniels in a whiskey bar. Sometimes people just want to stick what they're comfortable with. Terrible social skills. A small group next to us they seemed to understand his and his brothers attitude (I think they were brothers. I didn't feel like getting another snarky comment by asking) and shared it however they were the only ones out of the maybe 10 sitting at the bar. 1 star due to their better than thou attitude. Cocktails: dive bars do not serve martinis. Repeat they do not. However this did so we tried a couple. The martinis were actually very good. Pear martini and peach martini. Delicious and the price was average for martinis so they get 5 stars there. For a Saturday night this place was dead and it's easy to see why. Why should consumers take the extra time to drive further away from town for martinis and expensive food when there are two actual dive bars within walking distance? Plus there are a slew of other restaurants and bars closer to town that are full of much better food, service, and atmosphere. Go somewhere else. Unless you're just looking for a quiet place to drink where the bartenders like to put you down.
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