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  • Their food here is strictly circumstantial. This is an absolute truth. Its a takeout place, so don't expect fancy lighting and leather seats. The food is good only if you're: in the mood for greasy as hell takeout; looking for cheap food cause you're broke; or near piss drunk, which I was when I had it. Running in drunk from the bars at 2am, I ordered an extra spicy lo mein and it was phenomenal. They made damn sure it was spicy enough to make tums my best friend the next day and the greasy flavor of the lo mein was enhanced tenfold by the jager bombs I had earlier. I refused to puke anytime after that because it was so good, but mostly because I was afraid of the burning inferno that I would shoot up my esophagus. I will never come here sober but it is a favorite when I'm wasted out of my mind.
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