I have not ridden it, full disclosure. I have had the... Pleasure... Of interacting with the staff.
If rude entitled Aussies are your pleasure, then this is your jam.
I could deal without the summer visa employees throwing ropes while not warning the people in the actual danger zone, and then mocking the people they hit.
Maybe it's awesome on board, but I'd rather judge by their treatment of people they're not paid to be nice to.
To the owners: I'd train my employees in Canadian law, and that assault is still assault even if they say something a split second before said act occurs.
Also, I doubt your proclaimed ownership of the boardwalk and benches where you dock. But, hey, maybe you do. Then you're just normal jerks, rather than the falsely entitled version?