yo yo, Mojo
you got it workin'
pimpin' yogurt
for dessert 'n
chillin' snacks
ya ya, you know it
people luv you
and they show it
queuin' up
most every day
waved Haagen Daz
"auf wiedersehen"
bye bye biltmore
that was dirty
u selfish, evil
hurty, yogurty
i dig ice cream
rich 'n creamy
but must admit
your shit is dreamy
minty fresh
pistachio
i'm ur biatch
and your hoe
slave to all your
fat-free flavas
just do me, Mojo
one small favah
go easy on
the ice cream vendor
leave a little
legal tender
like CD stores
almost extinct
stone cold, gone
stand on the brink
but for now
i'll yank your lever
wait & weigh
with whatever
tasty topping
that I choose
imagining
the weight I'll lose....