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| - Brothers and I used to have a torrid love affair; I was just barely underage, enamored with the bright lights, loud music, dancing, and upperclassmen guys. Brothers didn't always treat me well, with their long line and cover, but I didn't care.
Then, one day I had a realization; Brothers, you think you're way cooler than you are. In my opinion, your drinks are actually kind of expensive for weekend specials in Champaign. Going to other bars is nice because you can sit, hear yourself think, and get served in under 20 minutes. Sometimes, I'm pretty sure you have the same mix on loop, and it gets annoying. One of your few redeeming qualities is that you have Bass on tap. Brothers, you will always hold a place in my heart, but I don't love you anymore.
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