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  • Hello Yelp readers, I went to Libertine Public House on a Friday afternoon during lunch, being that I was trying to impress my very attractive female coworkers, I thought I would take them to a hip and happening spot on Stephen Ave. I arrived there before them to get a table and scope out the surrounds to set the groundwork for a very impressive lunch, where I would regale them with tales of my very important job (data entry), and hopefully win them over as I really do not have very many friends at work. The atmosphere and decor of the restaurant was awesome. Nice little spot, I initially could see myself really charming my co-workers there and gaining there admiration. Everything of the bat was good, got drinks and put in our food orders, that's where it went sideways. The orders we placed took forever to come out. I was stuck there for about an hour trying to think of witty antidotes to keep these very beautiful women entertained and to my detriment I am not that charming for extended periods of time. When the food finally did come out, my very stunning female coworkers received there food and to my dismay my order went to the completely wrong table. The waitress which was great addressed this issue and put a rush on my food. However my witty female counterpart was not satisfied with her food, it seemed that her margarita pizza had a strange smell to it that resembled chlorine. When my handsome self finally received my order it was subpar. The entire meal left everyone dissatisfied and left me in a state of despair which can be compared to a being without a girlfriend for a multitude of years. My shot with these goddesses was blown. In all seriousness though, the food was not up to the level I would expect from such an establishment. However the manager was great and quite accommodating comping our meal. On a side not my coworkers still have not spoken to me.
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