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| - ~~: IMPORTANT: My four stars are NOT for the show...~~: THE SHOW SUCKED!!!~~~:
My rate is for the package you receive by these cleaver promoters. The show itself is Boring. I've thankfully seen plenty of cock in my day so after the first 5 minutes you are well over it and all that's left is the content which I can best describe it as like eating an entire plate of croutons. What does that mean? I actually don't know! But that dry ass joke I just dropped two seconds ago is reminiscent of the NOT funny, stale, vague, salty and off key to a fault comedy this naked troop considers something worth paying for! Thankfully the promoters are not that stupid.
I mentioned the packages they offer. I bought two, reserved seating that did NOT offer the perks of the VIP seating but they gave them to me anyway which was totally COOL and SOLELY made this review 4 star. I was given FREE admission to Déjà vu's strip club next door, All I can drink COMPLEMENTARY drinks there AND free admission into the Erotic Heritage Museum!!! Talk about a totally AWESOME deal!
I got to see some very pretty titties! I quickly downed 3 free drinks in about 30 minutes and actually took a beer to go which is unheard of cool! Then after the Lame ass show was over I walked the very interesting Erotic museum that I would actually pay to enter again as it was near closing so I didn't quite exactly have plenty of time to browse but I really enjoyed what I did see!
The penis show (or lack there of) itself was a huge Flop! Half empty small theater that almost looks just like a spare storage room. Uncomfortable seats. This show could be at the stratosphere casino if you get my drift (shady) The comedy completely reminded me of foreign humor, after all it is! Monty python style, slip on a banana peal, laugh track, corny, Slapstick humor at its worst because there are literally "dicks" involved, lol!
Family Guy is funny, Dave Chappelle is funny...this shit was soooo NOT funny!! NO where near relatable comedy. Not "American" humor if you can understand that? Plus talk about general " Likability?"... not there.
The show consist of just with two naked guys and an out-of-date 1992 style projector to cast their junk on a screen. The older gay guy (which was the more likable of the two) played the "Good Cop" and the younger, conceited ultra flamboyant gay guy obviously played the Bad unlikable ass hole and he played the part very well....I hated him, lol!
For a show with just two people WHY would they purposely make 50% of the show an unlikable character? Risky move that ultimately sabotages itself. Mr. Flamboyant also made a comment during the show about people being able to see the female strippers at Déjà vu's in a " YUCK" type of prospective....totally putting the females down. Being female myself, his disrespect greatly offended me. Also...being bi-sexual I was also quite upset that he would belittle those beautiful women that I myself would rather see over their deflated sausages any day! No, No..."YUCK" to you Sir!!!
Long story short, HATED the show...LOVED THE PACKAGE! So, If you cannot get the FULL package WITHOUT paying top dollar for it... pass up on this one. If you really MUST see a cock in Vegas just save your money and hire a male escort...problem solved! ;)
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