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  • I'm going to be honest with this one - it may be because my tastebuds don't want to be anywhere near these kinds of sweets. I don't partake in 'white people desserts' - and by that I mean, overly sweet, sugary and way too much for one stomach. We went here on my birthday as a 'after dinner treat' as we were in the area and f'real, I cannot fathom the fact that people have this after dinner at all and not feel sick. This place is huge but packed in the hot weather. In the winter and off-hours, not so much. When I went, there were a thousand kids running around with sticky fingers, leering adults near the dipping station and people just not controlling their families. It was a huge turn off to begin with. Ordering was fast, waiting took a while because it was just not organized. Staff were making orders and the dipping station with chocolate honestly looked ROUGH - there was extra drippage everywhere and it looked like a kid's finger painting station. There's a special method to dipping and some staff just weren't getting it, messing up orders because they dipped too thick and the whole thing fell off or exploded on the floor before the hand off to the customer, OR worse- one exploded onto a customer as they grabbed it from the staff. It's a hard no from me, dawg. I ordered small and holy crap it was huge. I got a strawberry dipped choc ice cream and wayyyy too sweet for my tastebuds. The strawberry tasted super artificial and the dip was way too thick, if you are not a dessert person, this is not for you. The dip was so thick, it was legit like chewing on a whole cadbury chocolate bar, to the point where I felt sick and headachey after a few bites - am I an old grandmother?? What's going on? Anyway, no dessert should ever make you feel so sick and gross. I ended up chucking it into the trash after a bit and definitely if I come here again for whatever reason, or if my sweet tooth drags me, I'd have to get the smallest size. Baby? I think? Mini is still a bit large (plus side, servings are extremely generous)
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