Of course the junior achiever male stripper comes up to me. I was thinking to myself "man you better put that away before it catches a cold"... I just stood there. He sort of gyrated around in his matching acid wash jeans and vest. I guess the look on my face was somewhere between pity and disgust as I hurled a dollar at him and tried to fix my face. {....returns to sipping TWO vodka cranberry cocktails...} (see pic)