This place could only possibly warrant two stars if you managed to go here and hook up. And the only reason that is possible is that there aren't enough worthwhile nightclubs in Cleveland, leaving this as a last resort.
Yes, it is on the water. You could go down to the Lake and drink at wholesale prices out of a brown paper bag. The ambiance will be nicer and the company more intelligent (seagulls).
I have been here twice. It looks like it was probably pretty nice in 1990. Unfortunately I was not old enough to drink then.
My drinks here were totally normal, but I'm not foolish enough to drink here on my own tab, so who knows what the value level was. Bartenders seemed fine, but I feel sorry for them. No one here is coherent enough to tip well.