Everything is relative... Given this the Dirty Martini is a great spot for what it is... A nightclub in a very small town... Danceable tuneage and they pour a stiff drink. It also presents some hilarious social observation opportunities. A short walk away is the a pub if you aren't digging the vibe. They also have a funky golf-cart if you live in Birkdale... Fun spot - so get your boogie shoes on already...