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  • Listen to these reviews. This place is complete and utter garbage. My boyfriend got a Groupon for his dad, me and a friend looking for somewhere fun to go. We had just been to Texas De Brazil a few weeks prior so we decided to try something new. Unfortunately this is the place that we ended up. We knew things would be bad once we pulled up and noticed that they serve breakfast and lunch....at a Brazilian steakhouse....yeah okay. Walked into the place and asked for a booth since I had just been in a car accident and was still sore. The owner would not budge and not let us sit at a booth. Instead we were sat at the world's wobbliest table with the ugliest "horses running through water" decal I've ever seen. At some point we were told the table would be fixed. But the owner ran off and never came back to us. It's not like they were busy either. There were probably 3 other tables besides us. We were told it would be an extra $40 for the four of us to get the full selection of meats and we opted not to and thank God we didn't. The food was HORRENDOUS. I found a mouldy tomato in the poorly slapped together and warm salad bar. My high school served better food to kids from the cafeteria than what was over at that salad bar. After picking through my salad I started feeling a little weird. Then the meat started coming. It should be a crime to cook meat like that. It was over well done. Shoe leather probably would have been softer. Absolutely no flavor. No redemption. The chicken was burnt to a crisp. The red meats I wouldn't have even served to my diabetic dog. The prices are ridiculous...close to those of Texas De Brazil. (At least there its worth it) and a mandatory %18 gratuity ON A PARTY OF FOUR. I am a very good tipper. I work in the service industry, my parents worked in the service industry. I understand the importance of tipping. Even if service isn't great I'll still tip %20. This is the first time in my entire life I've not wanted to tip. And for it to be a MANDATORY %18 on a party of FOUR is absolutely insane. I work at The Top of the World Restaurant at Stratosphere and that isn't even a requirement until parties of 10 or more. The music damn near made me go crazy. Just the worst karaoke renditions of songs you've ever heard in your life. Just... terrible recorders and toy keyboards to make songs that sound... only vaguely like the popular song it's supposed to be. Made the place like...more creepy than it already was. And to top it all off, my boyfriend definitely got food poising. I don't even want to think about how that kitchen must look. The whole place was filthy. Most of the five star reviews you can tell are written by friends and family, even the owner himself. Please please please do yourself a favor and do not come here. I'm sure it will be closed in due time anyway.
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