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  • *This specifically pertains to the Sky Suites. First off, you roll into this baller side room that looks like you're in the temple level on Goldeneye '007 to check in. Then off to the side there's a dope little refreshments room that's constantly poppin' off stocked with snacks like cheeses and cookies and various other items, as well as soda and Fiji water. Perhaps the best part is we got to see Anthony Davis in there. You roll up to your room, which is a ballin' two bedroom suite that's fully automated and controlled on tablets- tv's, music, curtains, lighting, everything. Really nice and luxurious room that makes for a comfortable stay. Allow me to point out that you haven't lived until you've taken a dump from a heated toilet seat. The toilet seats stay nice and warm all the time, with a bidet, and a freaking air dryer to dry your freshly bideted hiney. Then you move the party over to the shower... SPOILER ALERT: there is a GD steamer in the GD shower. This will allow you the greatest shower of your life. Start out with hot water, get the steam flowing hard, then bump the water to cold. You won't be discouraged. Hell, if you spent the majority of your stay in the bathroom, you'd still have a pretty solid outing.
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