Come here if you like:
Sweaty dirty machines - go ahead and take a look at the side of a stair machine but prepare yourself to see caked on sweat drippings
Broken machines - not just for a day, for weeks hopefully you don't want to use the leg extension machine/ smith machine / hip adduction machine / glute machine
Hot environment - we live in Arizona can you please keep the gym cool? Or at least BELOW 80?
No sanitizer bottles - maybe if they kept up with filling the sanitizer bottles the people who DO clean up after themselves wouldn't have such a hard time doing so
Hair balls - wouldn't want to forget to mention these babies they like to tornado around your feet during your workout maybe thats a new form of entertainment they are trying to instill