This Ray's Pizza isn't so much of a "restaurant" as much as it is a "high caliber happiness factory" constructed by the gods themselves. The staff here consists of some of the best humans to ever grace this planet with their glorious existences, although I suspect that at least a few of their workers are secretly angels on earth with invisible wings. Silently protecting us. I would compare the experience of eating this pizza to looking at your first newborn child for the first time, in terms of overall happiness felt.
Life is difficult and terrifying. Humans can be so cruel and evil. Let us rejoice that Ray's Pizza exists as an illuminating light in this dim, dark world.
Thank you, Ray's Pizza.