Wow this is funny... Like Julia, this is my neighborhood Albertsons and I totally concur, the best looking shoppers ever.
I was simply going to write "Stripper Central" till I read the rest.
That being said... THE WORST PARKING LOT EVER (1 star penalty). What is with the huge dip off Thomas Road by Ace, think you can fix that? Definitely rule out heading South on Scottsdale when you are done and good luck even turning right. My favorite parking spot is actually by the barber shop on the South side... enter off Scottsdale between the oil shop and the shopping center. Bonus if you can get a shade spot by Einstein's.
This place usually does have killer deals like 2 bottles of Black swan for 9 bucks and king crab legs for as low as $7.99/lb. Now that's exciting.
They also have Gonesh incense, one of my faves. Get em back there by the eggs... the number 8 and 12 are the best!
Oh and if you are a Bacon fan, get the cuts in the case at the butchery. You will never go back.