I'm a fan for manly two reasons. One not being the weird club upstairs.
Martini Ranch is always a great time when Rock Lobster is on stage. I love 80's music. I can't help it. I don't care if it makes me lame to some of you. I freakin' love it. I may get insecure when I start too many sentences with I, but I will not let you make me feel insecure about my love of 80's cover bands.
Honestly, I'm drawing a blank on the second reason why I love this place. Maybe it's because I once met a guy dressed in a toga in the outside bar and we ended up having a hot make-out session later. Maybe it's because I have a few friends whose bands have played here. Maybe it's because my friend spilled his entire drink on some girl in the club upstairs and just moon walked away from her like nothing happened. Maybe it's because I got really drunk here on Halloween dressed as Cruella Deville and I think ended up making a scene outside that only my friends remember. Maybe it's because I got into a fight with a friend about her decision to get fat from her stomach injected into her lips and a random guy came up and hugged us.
Maybe it's just the live music. Like I said, I really love 80's music.