I have a lot better things to do than go into a bar that's big claim to fame is the fact that it has a big tree with a string of christmas lights on it.
I've been in here once, and once was enough. If you are actually sitting in one of the few places to sit, all that means is that you are such a huge lush that you got there at 6 o'clock. So, you can wipe that smirky look off your face, drunko.