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| - This is a standard box store in the suburban Mecca Hell, that is Ohio. I went here before Christmas and found just what I needed for insincere gifts that somehow translate into "I love you, Mom and Dad."
As suspected, there were a zillion people shopping on Christmas Eve, for what I'm sure was, last minute gifts for people that unexpectedly showed up at their houses with their son. Hey, he just met her at a bar last week... why not expose her to Ohio family Christmas and get it over with, right? That's how we do here in the "O".
I got through the store and line in under an hour, despite being directed from my perfectly fine moving line to another line which moved much slower... powers of perception, be damned.
Thanks Target, for the gifts, the reminder of what it's like to live here and the fact that I only resort to this type of heathen behavior once a year.
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