Could someone please just buy this place and put it -- and me! -- out of its misery? Talk about phoning it in! The only thing Koffie Kaffe (I. Hate. That. Name!) has going for it is location and there are way too many other good coffee shops nearby to her away with that. This place could be amazing if it weren't run like an afterthought.
More specifically: the food is awful, the coffee is blah, the setup is so tired and worn and lacking function. I live just a few blocks away and I will always hit up Bonbon (I wouldn't call a coffee shop, but they're about 10x better than KK) or Rising Star (not my fave spot -- it's just too much of an effort for my style of coffee drinking) or even drive to Tremont (Loop!) or Detroit Shoreway (Gypsy Bean).
Step it up or just sell to someone who will.