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| - Been here once after they claimed "We gonna test fo everythang".. Well they don't.
First bud I got tastes like plastic (synthetic nutes). Second strain tastes like hotdog water. Supposed to be good stuff. Yeah right. It's the crap from Nature's AZ. I dont care if you're a retard who smells Sweet® and thinks its a terpene or a flavor. I know what I'm talking about. You dont so just shut up. (this is to anyone thinking about leaving this place a 5 star review "cuz they gots weed man!" )
This crap doesn't even register as Cannabis to me or anyone with experience. Its literally a joke wannabe version. Full of Botanicare and other Miracle-Gro brands. Youd think people would catch on. Loudest smelling plant on earth smells like nothingness at the specialty shop, lol. Thats because it's garbage. Not genetically. Its the grow.
I promise you, anyone out there, don't care who you are. You could grow better product your first time than Desert Rose or any of these fraudsters are selling. I'm 100% serious I've never seen weed this bad in my whole life until I got my AzMMJ card. These scumbag growers are feeding 100% recommended dosages of chemical fertilizers. Most real growers know better than to use even half strength. They are literally ruining their bud by listening to chemical salesmen who don't care anything about MMJ.
I'll say this again. I've sold grown and smoked weed from all over the world. I've smoked bud by over 1000 growers in my life. . The stuff they sell in dispensaries would not sell anywhere I've been, other than in dispensaries. I have NEVER experienced pot this bad in my life, the crap these dispensaries are pumping out that is obviously neutered and virtually de-weeded by the gimmick "Cannabis specific" grow product industry.
You just gotta understand. Cannabis growers have been taken for a ride for so long, they have no clue what natural Cannabis is. Buying crap advertised in the back of magazines,promising to turn your hay into super chron. Most growers in this fraud game intentionally kill their soil. They are growing in sterilized chemical stews, not fertile soils. And it's damned obvious to anyone who's actually smoked weed without the stupid conman Cannabis products. Ask yourself: how is a store bought hydroponic tomatoe going to compare to a real tomatoe? Which one is more medical grade? The healthy tomatoe or the hydroponic one with no flavor and zero nutrition? When it comes to weed Arizonas dispensaries are selling the worst of the worst. If it was tomatoes they'd all be in the trash, unsellable not even at Walmart... Too bitter and plasticy smelling. But the mmj mafia sees an opportunity to take advantage of novice expectations. And tells everyone this is the best weed you can buy. Its truly the worst, below acceptable. I'd rather smoke reggie from Mexico. Because reggie always tastes like and gives the effects of weed regardless of potency...Never nasty smoke, like snake oil products or fungal sprays. Mexicans can't afford to be so gullible and idiotic like gullible Americans. (And no reggie isn't brown stick filled mud, people who claim that were obviously being sold potting soil and cow patties, yes I've seen it with my own eyes. Az has a very poor understanding of anything other than compliance to being scammed)
Too long didn't read?: Desert Rose bud is unsmokable premature chemically fed unflushed artificially scented garbage, like every other dispensary I've been to
Only subhumans are buying it. People with functional systems cannot consume this poison without their body rejecting it. The Cannabis these shops are selling is so poor, it doesn't even give you cotton mouth. It makes your mouth water up as your body prepares to vomit. I dont understand what the appeal is to any of this crap as it offers nothing, literally nothing that it would if it were a natural, untainted strain. Desert Rose is another weed store that doesn't even have a single weed aroma and they want to claim they know weed. They dont know weed. Its like a bunch of damned kids in this industry. And I believe in spankings. These overgrown kids need some sense knocked into them, selling this disgusting tainted trash as medicine.
Some day you'll smell an amazing smell on the street, youre attention will focus and your mind will be uplifted. You'll be getting high smelling an illegal growers stash. Your first real authentic Cannabis experience. Maybe if you got the guts to ask for some of that pungent smoke, youll finally see what you've been missing. Weed flavors and aromas (yes these are seperate) is where like 75% of the beneficial effect lies. It all works together to create the effects. Shop at Desert Rose or any of these scammer shops and you've been choking on chemical clouds of sugarwater soaked buds and thinking you're getting elevated.. Go play the choking game for Petes sake, it'll save you some $$$ and some years on your chemically leathered lungs.
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