I think I have found the secret power source that fuels the awesomeness that is Captain Bill's.
Firstly this place has more bumper stickers than a VW microbus convention, secondly the paint scheme could be a landing light for the White Stripes but I digress let's get back to the power.
On the SF2 game a sticker proclaims.
"your honor student never gets laid"
To the left of the register.
"My kid has sex with your honor student."
This sets up a reality inversion field which prevents much electronic equipment from working that's why they don't take credit cards (duh!) but also seems to power the time bubble back to a prior decade. I'm really impressed and annoyed that I hadn't tried them out prior.
The two staff on today were described , e.g not lacking in the pulchritude department,from the other reviews but I didn't notice a lack of CS service, nor would I expect it based on looks so wanted to kick that one out the door.
We had a cup just collapse and a refill / mop appeared within seconds. Oh the food, yeah the food is not likely to be the best sandwich you have ever tasted but you may forget that while eating it. Smacks the chains silly ( all I ask really) and offers well priced sodas, ice chips rather than cubes and fresh main ingredients.
As unpretentious as the bumper stickers that adorn the walls. A statement of single intent. Feed me , fresh, cheap now:)