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| - Ever not want to go to the bathroom for a few days? Well if colon clogging is your deal then poutine is the way to go, ESPECIALLY with the poutine concoctions this place is dolling out - good lord!
Don't get me wrong, when it's 3AM and Kris U is well into the sauce there is no other place I can find faster than Smoke's. Maybe it's because they've got locations all over the city... maybe it's because you can smell it from a mile away... maybe it's that EVERYONE you pass on the street in TO at that time is holding a poutine.. BUT MAYBE, it's because not unlike the mindless zombies in Walking Dead I'm drawn towards the noise, and bright lights of this shop (and that the contents of some poutines may even look like zombie feed).
None the less, Poutine has rapidly become out national dish (thank you Quebec + Ottawa) and at XX AM, this is what I almost always crave, and based on late night check-ins on Yelp, I seem to always land at this location. My go to is a standard
poo-tine or the pulled pork and bacon.
No matter what my after bar poison of choice it really makes no difference the result is always the same, short term gain (aka no puking and alcohol properly absorbed) and long term pain (no pooping, flatulence, or any sort of colo-rectal movement for the better part of 3-4 days).
It's good, not great, but always does the trick. I'd like to say, nay nay will I ever visit them again. But we all know those who say it are lying through their teeth.
Until we meet again Smokes.... Until we meet again
EC Out!
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