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  • First weekend of FOOTBALL season and there were a couple of interesting FOOTBALL games simultaneously starting at 4:30 pm on the major (not cable) networks. I thought - why not watch some FOOTBALL at the 'ALL-AMERICAN' SPORTS BAR? Walked in a few minutes before kick-off. Huge place - 30+ big screens. Ratio of customers to workers = about 1 to 1. Not ONE TV in the ALL-AMERICAN SPORTS BAR was tuned to a FOOTBALL game. Loud music playing. Nobody watching sports. Asked if they would put on the FOOTBALL game in some corner somewhere (anywhere?) with sound. Help agreeable ('we'll have to ask manager' if we can put sound on any TV) and they gave us a corner booth (but first we had to wait for it to be cleaned - despite a virtually empty restaurant and tons of bored employees they let dirty tables sit around) with two immediately overhead TVs. These TVs were placed so high above the booth such that no human could keep their neck in 'watching' position for an entire game and not hurt himself/herself. (I kid you not). Were told FOOTBALL sound would be coming but it was complicated and would take a couple of minutes. Meanwhile I order a beer... Takes help 10 minutes to figure out how to turn on FOOTBALL at their SPORTS BAR. 15 minutes pass with no FOOTBALL sound and no beer served despite my ordering such. So finally 22 minutes after our arrival we left with no beer ever being served and no sound ever managing to be turned to FOOTBALL. We watched the game at another place up the street. I will not EVER come back here under ANY circumstances. Poorly designed place with many TVs literally unwatchable as they are placed too high above the booths. Not really a SPORTS BAR. I was thinking since FOOTBALL is an ALL-AMERICAN SPORT going to the ALL-AMERICAN SPORTS BAR would be perfect. Instead ALL-AMERICAN SPORTS BAR means a place where nobody watches sports, nobody knows what games are on, nobody knows how to work the TVs and sound system, and nobody can be bothered to do stuff like clean tables and timely bring $7 beers to patrons. Went up the street to a pizza place and had a nice meal. Ironically - we sat in the bar at the pizza place and they put the game on for us... We had a great time watching FOOTBALL somewhere else! I suggest you do the same.
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